Questions Every Cat Owner Probably Have Asked Their Cat

by Rayna Phillips · Published September 13, 2014 · Updated September 22, 2014

Are you talking to me?

I know you do it, talk to your cat that is. You know he can not answer you back in a language that you understand yet you talk to him anyways. Why do we talk to our cats even though we know that they can not answer us back? What is worse is when you ask your cat a question expecting a answer. Talking is one thing, we all need to talk to something, human or not, but questions are usually reserved for those who can answer. Some common questions every cat owner probably have asked their cat.

Do you do anything besides sleep all day?
Do you guys ever do anything else?
Can I pet you now or are you going to rip my arm off?
What are you doing in the sink?
I thought cats were suppose to be smart…?
You want to come inside? But I just let you outside!
Aren’t cats supposed to be graceful?
Do I even want to know what happened?
Why did Ancient Egyptians worship you guys anyways?
You know, I was reading that.
Hey, I was reading that!
Are you ever nice to anyone?
If you don’t stop scratching the door… Do you know what time it is?
What is wrong with you?
Can you please stop chewing all of my things?
First off, how the hell did you get in there? Second, how long were you in there?
What are you doing in there?
Do you think you could eat your food and not make a huge mess?
Will anything I ever do be enough for you?
I baked you a cake and you’re still not happy
Were you born this way? Cause I sure didn’t raise you to be this way.
Are you comfortable there? Because you being comfortable really is what matters.
Please, for the love of god, get down from there! Why do you love breaking all of my things?
Why are you so obsessed with that box? You do realize you don’t fit in there right?